Hi Kids,
Hedonism is a great part of life, and it’s a shame when it passes you
by. Everybody has their addictions, from the weirdos who love feet, to
the girls that claim to get their jollies of eating expensive-ass chocolate.
Sure, I have mine too. In N Out burger, yeah, making love to a woman?
Why not? But paramount even to those lovely parts of life, are the few
moments that you get to waft in the smell of a new automobile. Think
about it… you will get the smell of a new car WAY fewer times than just
about any other hedonistic hobby out there. I can dig rough foreplay
just as much as anyone, black whips and all.
Speaking of black whips though, I purchased a brand new, 2010 Scion xB.
I know what you’re thinking…not the most gangster of cars, but I assure
you, in the words of Paul Wall, “I could still catch boppers if I drove
a cab”.
This thing is slick; black on black, lots of bells and whistles. But the
show stopper that I’ve enjoy in the few hours I’ve owned it is, that’s
right, the new smell. After taking my first breath, I felt nostalgic to
the day when I met the owner of this lovely website here. But even SHE
is trumped by the sheer inebriation of pleasure dosed straight to my
olfactory.
I know you want to be like me, and I know you’re probably going to run
to the dealership to try and get a whiff. But it’s just not the same… go
grab a new car, and indulge yourself as I have.
Until next time my friends,
~Flak
John Duah [Music Editor]
Behind the Hype
www.behindthehype.com/author/flak
